Candle in a can labeled 'Bisexual and Still Not Into You' on a wooden surface with a natural background.
Candle in a can labeled 'Bisexual and Still Not Into You' on a wooden surface with a natural background.

Chandlers' Pride Candle and Calming Co.

Bisexual...and still not into you.

$22.95
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Bisexual...and Still Not Into You
The Snarky Collection

There is a special kind of confidence that comes from knowing exactly who you are and exactly who you’re not into. Someone across the bar has been working up the nerve all night, and now they’re finally walking over with that look on their face. They heard you’re bi, and they think that doubles their chances. Sweetie. It doesn’t.

Bisexual...and Still Not Into You was made for that feeling.

It opens with fresh lavender and crisp eucalyptus, clean, cool, and completely unbothered, like the polite smile you give right before you turn back to your friends. Earthy sage and a dry desert spice warm the heart, herbal and sharp, clearing the air of anyone who clearly didn’t get the memo. It’s calm without being soft and sassy without breaking a sweat, a scent that says “thanks, but no thanks” with zero apology.

Underneath it all, woody vetiver and wild patchouli settle in grounded and sure. Earthy, steady, and fabulous. The kind of base that knows its worth and doesn’t need anyone’s approval to prove it.

This is the candle you light when you’re loving your life exactly as it is. When you want your space to feel clear, confident, and fully yours. Liking more than one gender doesn’t mean you like them.

Note Profile
Top: Lavender, Eucalyptus
Heart: Sage, Desert Spice
Base: Vetiver, Patchouli

Part of the Snarky Collection - for the moments that call for a little attitude.

Vegan · Cruelty-Free · Phthalate-Free · LGBTQ+ Owned · Poured with Pride

Bisexual...and Still Not Into You Smells Like
Amazing. Still not into you.

Candle Care & Safety Tips

Our coconut apricot wax is soft, creamy, and burns clean and slow. A little care helps every candle give you its best scent and longest life.

The first burn matters most

Let your candle burn until the melted wax reaches the edges of the jar, about 1 hour for every inch across. This sets the “memory” of the wax and prevents tunneling.

Trim before every light

Trim the wick to about ¼ inch before each burn. A shorter wick means a steady flame, less soot, and a cleaner jar.

Keep burns to 4 hours or less

Longer burns can cause the wick to mushroom and the jar to overheat. Let the candle cool completely before relighting.

Avoid drafts

Fans, open windows, and vents can cause uneven burning and flickering. A calm spot gives you the most even melt.

Know when to say goodbye

Stop burning when about ½ inch of wax remains at the bottom. Once cool and clean, the jar is ready to reuse.

Safety first

  • Never leave a burning candle unattended.
  • Keep away from children, pets, curtains, and anything flammable.
  • Always burn on a stable, heat-safe surface.
  • The jar can get hot. Do not touch or move it while lit or while the wax is melted.
  • If the flame gets too high or starts smoking, extinguish it, let it cool, and trim the wick.
  • Never use water to put out a candle. Use a snuffer or gently cover it.

Thank you for bringing a little Chandlers Pride glow into your space.
Scent Notes
Shipping and Returns

Every order is hand-poured and packed by us in small batches, so please allow 3 to 5 business days for processing. Orders ship via USPS unless you request another carrier at checkout.

During hot weather, we ship only on Mondays and Tuesdays. That way your candles spend less time sitting in a warm truck or warehouse over the weekend and arrive looking just as they did when they left our studio.

You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.

Local to St. Louis?

Choose local pickup at checkout or find us at a variety of farmers markets and craft shows around the region. Follow us on Instagram for market dates.

Arrived damaged?

We pack every order with care, but if something arrives broken, email us at chandlerspride@gmail.com within 7 days with a photo, and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.

Returns

Because candles and body care are personal-use items, we can’t accept returns on opened or burned products. Unused items in original condition may be returned within 14 days for store credit. Reach out and we’ll walk you through it.