Chandlers' Pride Candle and Calming Co.
Blow Me, It's My Birthday
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Blow Me, It’s My Birthday
The Snarky Collection
There is one day a year when you get exactly what you want, and you don’t have to ask nicely. The cake is huge, the frosting is thick, and everyone in the room knows who’s getting spoiled tonight. You’ve been very good all year. Mostly. And tonight, you’re collecting.
Blow Me, It’s My Birthday was made for that feeling.
It opens with thick buttercream frosting and a sprinkle of rainbow sprinkles, sweet, sticky, and practically begging to be licked off the knife. Warm vanilla cake fills the heart, soft, fluffy, and fresh from the oven, the kind of treat you take your time with. It’s sweet without being innocent and playful without being shy, a scent that knows exactly what it’s doing and doesn’t care who’s watching.
Underneath it all, sweet cream and vanilla bean settle in warm and decadent. Rich, indulgent, and a little bit naughty. The kind of base that lingers long after the guests have gone home and the real party has started.
This is the candle you light when it’s your birthday and you’re done being polite about it. When you want your space to feel sweet, shameless, and ready for dessert. Make a wish. Then blow. Hard.
Note Profile
Top: Buttercream Frosting, Rainbow Sprinkles
Heart: Vanilla Cake
Base: Sweet Cream, Vanilla Bean
Part of the Snarky Collection - for the moments that call for a little attitude.
Vegan · Cruelty-Free · Phthalate-Free · LGBTQ+ Owned · Poured with Pride
Blow Me, It’s My Birthday Smells Like
Frosting on your fingers and a birthday wish you’d better not say out loud.
Candle Care & Safety Tips
Our coconut apricot wax is soft, creamy, and burns clean and slow. A little care helps every candle give you its best scent and longest life.
The first burn matters most
Let your candle burn until the melted wax reaches the edges of the jar, about 1 hour for every inch across. This sets the “memory” of the wax and prevents tunneling.
Trim before every light
Trim the wick to about ¼ inch before each burn. A shorter wick means a steady flame, less soot, and a cleaner jar.
Keep burns to 4 hours or less
Longer burns can cause the wick to mushroom and the jar to overheat. Let the candle cool completely before relighting.
Avoid drafts
Fans, open windows, and vents can cause uneven burning and flickering. A calm spot gives you the most even melt.
Know when to say goodbye
Stop burning when about ½ inch of wax remains at the bottom. Once cool and clean, the jar is ready to reuse.
Safety first
- Never leave a burning candle unattended.
- Keep away from children, pets, curtains, and anything flammable.
- Always burn on a stable, heat-safe surface.
- The jar can get hot. Do not touch or move it while lit or while the wax is melted.
- If the flame gets too high or starts smoking, extinguish it, let it cool, and trim the wick.
- Never use water to put out a candle. Use a snuffer or gently cover it.
Thank you for bringing a little Chandlers Pride glow into your space.
Scent Notes
Shipping and Returns
Every order is hand-poured and packed by us in small batches, so please allow 3 to 5 business days for processing. Orders ship via USPS unless you request another carrier at checkout.
During hot weather, we ship only on Mondays and Tuesdays. That way your candles spend less time sitting in a warm truck or warehouse over the weekend and arrive looking just as they did when they left our studio.
You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.
Local to St. Louis?
Choose local pickup at checkout or find us at a variety of farmers markets and craft shows around the region. Follow us on Instagram for market dates.
Arrived damaged?
We pack every order with care, but if something arrives broken, email us at chandlerspride@gmail.com within 7 days with a photo, and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.
Returns
Because candles and body care are personal-use items, we can’t accept returns on opened or burned products. Unused items in original condition may be returned within 14 days for store credit. Reach out and we’ll walk you through it.
