Chandlers' Pride Candle and Calming Co.
PRIDE: Removes Narcissistic Orange Stains
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PRIDE: Removes Narcissistic Orange Stains
The Snarky Collection - Chandlers Pride
There is a kind of mess that no ordinary detergent can handle. You’ve tried scrubbing, soaking, and pretending you didn’t see it, but that stubborn orange stain keeps spreading across the headlines, the group chat, and every family dinner. Some messes call for the heavy-duty stuff. So you roll up your sleeves, grab something rainbow-bright and fabulous, and get to work cleaning house, political and otherwise.
PRIDE: Removes Narcissistic Orange Stains was made for that feeling.
This one is two blends poured together, equal parts plum-fueled shade and beachy escape fantasy. The first blend, Sassy and Sweet Clean, opens with sugar plum and mandarin, with white musk and leafy greens in the heart and a base of mulled citrus, like your fanciest fruit basket put on a power suit and ran for office without lying about crowd sizes. The second blend, Tropical Getaway (From the Drama), brings sparkling peach and pineapple, with bergamot, wild berries, and plumeria in the heart, juicy and bright like sipping cocktails on a beach where nobody is yelling online. It’s fresh without being basic and fruity without going soft on anyone, a scent full of sparkle, sass, and sweet revenge.
Underneath it all, creamy coconut crème and cashmere musk settle in soft and smooth. Clean, calm, and fabulous. The kind of base that leaves your space feeling fresh, bright, and finally free of toxic energy.
This is the chef’s kiss gift for your favorite activist, truth-teller, or that one friend who had to mute five family members on Facebook. When you want to cleanse your space of orange-tinted nonsense, light it up, one fabulous flame at a time.
Note Profile
Blend One: Sassy and Sweet Clean
Top: Sugar Plum, Mandarin
Heart: White Musk, Leafy Greens
Base: Mulled Citrus
Blend Two: Tropical Getaway (From the Drama)
Top: Sparkling Peach, Pineapple
Heart: Bergamot, Wild Berries, Plumeria
Base: Coconut Crème, Cashmere Musk
Part of the Snarky Collection - for the moments that call for a little attitude.
Vegan · Cruelty-Free · Phthalate-Free · LGBTQ+ Owned · Poured with Pride
PRIDE: Removes Narcissistic Orange Stains Smells Like
Fresh laundry for the soul, with zero orange residue.
Candle Care & Safety Tips
Our coconut apricot wax is soft, creamy, and burns clean and slow. A little care helps every candle give you its best scent and longest life.
The first burn matters most
Let your candle burn until the melted wax reaches the edges of the jar, about 1 hour for every inch across. This sets the “memory” of the wax and prevents tunneling.
Trim before every light
Trim the wick to about ¼ inch before each burn. A shorter wick means a steady flame, less soot, and a cleaner jar.
Keep burns to 4 hours or less
Longer burns can cause the wick to mushroom and the jar to overheat. Let the candle cool completely before relighting.
Avoid drafts
Fans, open windows, and vents can cause uneven burning and flickering. A calm spot gives you the most even melt.
Know when to say goodbye
Stop burning when about ½ inch of wax remains at the bottom. Once cool and clean, the jar is ready to reuse.
Safety first
- Never leave a burning candle unattended.
- Keep away from children, pets, curtains, and anything flammable.
- Always burn on a stable, heat-safe surface.
- The jar can get hot. Do not touch or move it while lit or while the wax is melted.
- If the flame gets too high or starts smoking, extinguish it, let it cool, and trim the wick.
- Never use water to put out a candle. Use a snuffer or gently cover it.
Thank you for bringing a little Chandlers Pride glow into your space.
Scent Notes
Shipping and Returns
Every order is hand-poured and packed by us in small batches, so please allow 3 to 5 business days for processing. Orders ship via USPS unless you request another carrier at checkout.
During hot weather, we ship only on Mondays and Tuesdays. That way your candles spend less time sitting in a warm truck or warehouse over the weekend and arrive looking just as they did when they left our studio.
You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.
Local to St. Louis?
Choose local pickup at checkout or find us at a variety of farmers markets and craft shows around the region. Follow us on Instagram for market dates.
Arrived damaged?
We pack every order with care, but if something arrives broken, email us at chandlerspride@gmail.com within 7 days with a photo, and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.
Returns
Because candles and body care are personal-use items, we can’t accept returns on opened or burned products. Unused items in original condition may be returned within 14 days for store credit. Reach out and we’ll walk you through it.
