Chandlers' Pride Candle and Calming Co.

Waiting for Big Beautiful Obituary

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Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary
The Snarky Collection

There is a kind of patience that only comes after years of exhausting headlines. You’ve lived through the rallies, the all-caps rants, the endless “big, beautiful” promises, and one too many news alerts at 2 a.m. Now you’re settled on the porch with a tall glass of something cold, watching the sun go down and waiting for the day this whole chapter is finally written up, wrapped up, and filed away for good.

Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary was made for that feeling.

It opens with juicy cherry, bold and sweet, like the first sip of a summer drink you’ve been saving for a special occasion. Bright, tangy lemonade fills the heart, fresh and zesty, the kind of refreshing burst that tastes like relief on a hot day. It’s sweet without being naive and tart without being bitter, a scent that’s been waiting a long time for this moment.

There’s no heavy base here, just brightness that lingers. Sunny, juicy, and hopeful. The kind of scent that feels like a long, slow sip while history turns the page.

This is the candle you light while you wait for the final chapter of this political era. When you want your space to feel bright, refreshing, and ready to celebrate the end of a very, very long story. Pour a glass. Light the wick. It’s going to be big. It’s going to be beautiful.

Note Profile
Top: Cherry
Heart: Lemonade

Part of the Snarky Collection - for the moments that call for a little attitude.

Vegan · Cruelty-Free · Phthalate-Free · LGBTQ+ Owned · Poured with Pride

Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary Smells Like
Cherry lemonade on the porch and the end of a very long chapter.

Candle Care & Safety Tips

Our coconut apricot wax is soft, creamy, and burns clean and slow. A little care helps every candle give you its best scent and longest life.

The first burn matters most

Let your candle burn until the melted wax reaches the edges of the jar, about 1 hour for every inch across. This sets the “memory” of the wax and prevents tunneling.

Trim before every light

Trim the wick to about ¼ inch before each burn. A shorter wick means a steady flame, less soot, and a cleaner jar.

Keep burns to 4 hours or less

Longer burns can cause the wick to mushroom and the jar to overheat. Let the candle cool completely before relighting.

Avoid drafts

Fans, open windows, and vents can cause uneven burning and flickering. A calm spot gives you the most even melt.

Know when to say goodbye

Stop burning when about ½ inch of wax remains at the bottom. Once cool and clean, the jar is ready to reuse.

Safety first

  • Never leave a burning candle unattended.
  • Keep away from children, pets, curtains, and anything flammable.
  • Always burn on a stable, heat-safe surface.
  • The jar can get hot. Do not touch or move it while lit or while the wax is melted.
  • If the flame gets too high or starts smoking, extinguish it, let it cool, and trim the wick.
  • Never use water to put out a candle. Use a snuffer or gently cover it.

Thank you for bringing a little Chandlers Pride glow into your space.
Scent Notes
Shipping and Returns

Every order is hand-poured and packed by us in small batches, so please allow 3 to 5 business days for processing. Orders ship via USPS unless you request another carrier at checkout.

During hot weather, we ship only on Mondays and Tuesdays. That way your candles spend less time sitting in a warm truck or warehouse over the weekend and arrive looking just as they did when they left our studio.

You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.

Local to St. Louis?

Choose local pickup at checkout or find us at a variety of farmers markets and craft shows around the region. Follow us on Instagram for market dates.

Arrived damaged?

We pack every order with care, but if something arrives broken, email us at chandlerspride@gmail.com within 7 days with a photo, and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.

Returns

Because candles and body care are personal-use items, we can’t accept returns on opened or burned products. Unused items in original condition may be returned within 14 days for store credit. Reach out and we’ll walk you through it.