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Not Enough Sage for this Sh!t isn’t just a candle-it’s a mood, a mantra, and a survival tool. Infused with blue sage and sandalwood, this earthy and calming blend features bright bergamot, grounding patchouli, soft lavender, and of course—sage, because let’s face it: the vibes in this country need cleansing.
Whether you're doomscrolling, rage-voting, or just trying to keep your chakras aligned in a world gone sideways, this scent will transport you to a moment of peace-however temporary.
🕯️ Top Notes: Bergamot
🌿 Heart Notes: Lavender, Sage
🌲 Base Notes: Sandalwood
🌱 Essential Oil: Patchouli
Perfect for the politically exhausted, spiritually salty, and aromatically enlightened.
🗳️💨 Light it up. You’re going to need it.
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100% Vegan
Natural Ingredients
Hand Crafted
Toxin Free
“I absolutely love Chandlers’ Pride Candle and Calming Co. The only candles I will buy. The best! The grab bag sales are fun. I get candles that I usually wouldn’t buy and I like it.”
“Absolutely amazing candle. It's so comforting for the holidays. I have bought some as gifts and they were well received. I will be buying more in the future.”
“I don’t candle much in the warmer months, but love to stick up for gifting or for personal use later in the year. Very mild, clean and fresh scent! Always a great deal!”
