Chandlers' Pride Candle and Calming Co.

Not Enough Sage for this Sh!t

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Not Enough Sage for This Sh!t
The Snarky Collection

There is a moment, usually around the third news alert of the morning, when you realize you’re going to need a bigger bundle of sage. The headlines are a mess, the group chat is on fire, and your chakras are hanging on by a thread. You’ve tried deep breathing. You’ve tried logging off. You’ve tried yelling into a pillow. Now it’s time to bring out the big guns.

Not Enough Sage for This Sh!t was made for that feeling.

It opens with bright bergamot, fresh and clarifying, like opening a window after a very long, very bad day. Soft lavender and earthy sage fill the heart, calm and cleansing, because let’s face it, the vibes in this country need all the help they can get. It’s soothing without being sleepy and spiritual without being preachy, a scent that knows your peace is worth protecting.

Underneath it all, warm sandalwood and grounding patchouli settle in steady and earthy. Calm, rooted, and resilient. The kind of base that brings you back to center, however temporarily, in a world gone sideways.

This is the candle you light while doomscrolling, rage-voting, or just trying to make it through another news cycle. It’s not just a candle. It’s a mood, a mantra, and a survival tool for the politically exhausted, spiritually salty, and aromatically enlightened. Light it up. You’re going to need it.

Note Profile
Top: Bergamot
Heart: Lavender, Sage
Base: Sandalwood

Made with patchouli essential oil.

Part of the Snarky Collection - for the moments that call for a little attitude.

Vegan · Cruelty-Free · Phthalate-Free · LGBTQ+ Owned · Poured with Pride

Not Enough Sage for This Sh!t Smells Like
A deep breath, a clean slate, and one more bundle of sage, just in case.

Candle Care & Safety Tips

Our coconut apricot wax is soft, creamy, and burns clean and slow. A little care helps every candle give you its best scent and longest life.

The first burn matters most

Let your candle burn until the melted wax reaches the edges of the jar, about 1 hour for every inch across. This sets the “memory” of the wax and prevents tunneling.

Trim before every light

Trim the wick to about ¼ inch before each burn. A shorter wick means a steady flame, less soot, and a cleaner jar.

Keep burns to 4 hours or less

Longer burns can cause the wick to mushroom and the jar to overheat. Let the candle cool completely before relighting.

Avoid drafts

Fans, open windows, and vents can cause uneven burning and flickering. A calm spot gives you the most even melt.

Know when to say goodbye

Stop burning when about ½ inch of wax remains at the bottom. Once cool and clean, the jar is ready to reuse.

Safety first

  • Never leave a burning candle unattended.
  • Keep away from children, pets, curtains, and anything flammable.
  • Always burn on a stable, heat-safe surface.
  • The jar can get hot. Do not touch or move it while lit or while the wax is melted.
  • If the flame gets too high or starts smoking, extinguish it, let it cool, and trim the wick.
  • Never use water to put out a candle. Use a snuffer or gently cover it.

Thank you for bringing a little Chandlers Pride glow into your space.
Scent Notes
Shipping and Returns

Every order is hand-poured and packed by us in small batches, so please allow 3 to 5 business days for processing. Orders ship via USPS unless you request another carrier at checkout.

During hot weather, we ship only on Mondays and Tuesdays. That way your candles spend less time sitting in a warm truck or warehouse over the weekend and arrive looking just as they did when they left our studio.

You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.

Local to St. Louis?

Choose local pickup at checkout or find us at a variety of farmers markets and craft shows around the region. Follow us on Instagram for market dates.

Arrived damaged?

We pack every order with care, but if something arrives broken, email us at chandlerspride@gmail.com within 7 days with a photo, and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.

Returns

Because candles and body care are personal-use items, we can’t accept returns on opened or burned products. Unused items in original condition may be returned within 14 days for store credit. Reach out and we’ll walk you through it.