Chandlers' Pride Candle and Calming Co.
Nothing for you, W***e!
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Nothing for You, Wh**e!
The Snarky Collection
There is a list that Santa checks twice, and let’s just say you didn’t make the cut. Maybe it was the “accidental” drunk texts, the brunch you bailed on, or the fact that you regifted last year’s present back to the person who gave it to you. The elves have spoken. While everyone else is unwrapping something shiny, Santa takes one look at you, closes the cookie tin, and says it loud enough for the whole party to hear.
Nothing for You, Wh**e! was made for that feeling.
It opens with sweet, buttery sugar cookie, frosted and festive, like the tray of treats you’re definitely not getting any of this year. Warm gingerbread fills the heart, spicy, cozy, and full of holiday cheer, the kind of nostalgic scent that makes you feel nice, even if you’ve been very, very naughty. It’s sweet without being innocent and festive without being wholesome, a scent that knows exactly which list you’re on.
There’s no heavy base here, just warmth and sweetness that linger. Cozy, sugary, and sassy. The kind of scent that fills the whole house with holiday spirit, whether you deserve it or not.
This is the candle you give to the friend who’s been on the naughty list since 2009. When you want to spread holiday cheer with a wink, a smirk, and a cookie you’re not sharing. Merry Christmas. Better luck next year.
Note Profile
Top: Sugar Cookie
Heart: Gingerbread
Part of the Snarky Collection - for the moments that call for a little attitude.
Vegan · Cruelty-Free · Phthalate-Free · LGBTQ+ Owned · Poured with Pride
Nothing for You, Wh**e! Smells Like
Fresh-baked holiday cookies that you are absolutely not getting.
Candle Care & Safety Tips
Our coconut apricot wax is soft, creamy, and burns clean and slow. A little care helps every candle give you its best scent and longest life.
The first burn matters most
Let your candle burn until the melted wax reaches the edges of the jar, about 1 hour for every inch across. This sets the “memory” of the wax and prevents tunneling.
Trim before every light
Trim the wick to about ¼ inch before each burn. A shorter wick means a steady flame, less soot, and a cleaner jar.
Keep burns to 4 hours or less
Longer burns can cause the wick to mushroom and the jar to overheat. Let the candle cool completely before relighting.
Avoid drafts
Fans, open windows, and vents can cause uneven burning and flickering. A calm spot gives you the most even melt.
Know when to say goodbye
Stop burning when about ½ inch of wax remains at the bottom. Once cool and clean, the jar is ready to reuse.
Safety first
- Never leave a burning candle unattended.
- Keep away from children, pets, curtains, and anything flammable.
- Always burn on a stable, heat-safe surface.
- The jar can get hot. Do not touch or move it while lit or while the wax is melted.
- If the flame gets too high or starts smoking, extinguish it, let it cool, and trim the wick.
- Never use water to put out a candle. Use a snuffer or gently cover it.
Thank you for bringing a little Chandlers Pride glow into your space.
Scent Notes
Shipping and Returns
Every order is hand-poured and packed by us in small batches, so please allow 3 to 5 business days for processing. Orders ship via USPS unless you request another carrier at checkout.
During hot weather, we ship only on Mondays and Tuesdays. That way your candles spend less time sitting in a warm truck or warehouse over the weekend and arrive looking just as they did when they left our studio.
You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.
Local to St. Louis?
Choose local pickup at checkout or find us at a variety of farmers markets and craft shows around the region. Follow us on Instagram for market dates.
Arrived damaged?
We pack every order with care, but if something arrives broken, email us at chandlerspride@gmail.com within 7 days with a photo, and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.
Returns
Because candles and body care are personal-use items, we can’t accept returns on opened or burned products. Unused items in original condition may be returned within 14 days for store credit. Reach out and we’ll walk you through it.
