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🧼✨ Removes Narcissistic Orange Stains – Because some messes just can't be cleaned with basic detergent.
Inspired by the iconic Tide bullseye-but make it rainbow and fabulous-this candle is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to scrubbing out stubborn stains... political and otherwise. Whether you're cleaning house or cleansing your space of toxic energy, this candle brings the sparkle and sass needed to freshen things up.
🌈 Fragrance Vibes:
This juicy two-part blend is equal parts plum-fueled shade and beachy escape fantasy.
🍑 Blend 1: Sassy + Sweet Clean
Top Notes: Sugar Plum, Mandarin
Middle Notes: White Musk, Leafy Greens
Base Notes: Mulled Citrus
It’s like your fanciest fruit basket threw on a power suit and decided to run for office-without lying about crowd sizes.
🍍 Blend 2: Tropical Getaway (From the Drama)
Top Notes: Sparkling Peach, Pineapple
Middle Notes: Bergamot, Wild Berries, Plumeria
Base Notes: Coconut Crème, Cashmere Musk
Smells like leaving the chaos behind and sipping cocktails on a beach where no one’s yelling on social media.
🕯️ Part of our Snarky Pride Collection
Hand-poured with our luxe coconut-apricot wax, this candle is vegan, cruelty-free, gluten-free, and full of fruity revenge. It makes a chef’s kiss gift for your favorite activist, truth-teller, or that one friend who had to mute five family members on Facebook.
Light it up and cleanse your space of orange-tinted nonsense-one fabulous flame at a time.
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100% Vegan
Natural Ingredients
Hand Crafted
Toxin Free
“I absolutely love Chandlers’ Pride Candle and Calming Co. The only candles I will buy. The best! The grab bag sales are fun. I get candles that I usually wouldn’t buy and I like it.”
“Absolutely amazing candle. It's so comforting for the holidays. I have bought some as gifts and they were well received. I will be buying more in the future.”
“I don’t candle much in the warmer months, but love to stick up for gifting or for personal use later in the year. Very mild, clean and fresh scent! Always a great deal!”
