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🦠 Know Your Parasites
Deer Tick. Dog Tick. Luna Tick.
A candle so shady it needs its own sunglasses.
Meet our most absurdly tropical and politically unhinged candle yet—Know Your Parasites. Featuring glorious clipart of the Commander in Cheeto himself, this candle is part satire, part snark, and all kinds of tangerine-toned truth. It's a public service announcement disguised as a juicy getaway.
🌴 Scent Profile:
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Top Notes: Tangerine (like his skin tone, but better)
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Middle Notes: Papaya, Peach, Jasmine (juicy and unbothered)
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Base Notes: Tonka (for grounding, unlike certain people)
This fruity, beachy escape is everything the luna tick in question is not: soothing, bright, and refreshingly self-aware. Light it during debates, while doomscrolling, or anytime you need a little laughter with your liberation.
✨ Hand-poured with our luxe coconut-apricot wax, vegan, cruelty-free, and proudly ridiculous. A favorite among left-leaners, truth seekers, and anyone who appreciates a tropical twist on political shade.
🗳️ Because if we can’t laugh, we’ll cry—and this candle smells way better.
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